What Pit er Pat Taught Me at the Urban Lung...

1. No matter how many plan "B's" you have sometime they ALL fall through...
2. There is a corelation between alchohol and certain peoples ability to regulate the volume of their voice...
3. To an intoxicated person dancing is relative, and can include swinging arms and spastic leg jerks...
4. An empty stool if left long enough will become occupied...
5. One can feel alone when surrounded by people on all sides...
6. One can find commonalities with pretty much anyone (even a drifting firefighter/server named Tim)...
7. Oxygen can become more and more scarce as the hours go by...
8. Sometimes the only person you can truly plan on is yourself...